do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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