So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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