i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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