I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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