yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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