There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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