We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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