turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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