the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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