No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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