I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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