Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
