Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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