I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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