Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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