this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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