If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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