So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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