i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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