Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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