Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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