I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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