just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So squirting runs in the family.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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