I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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