WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
it glows. i had to have it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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