I can't watch pbs sober anymore
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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