i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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