me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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