we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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