Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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