Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You may now shotgun with the bride
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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