The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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