So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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