playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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