Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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