the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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