You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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