you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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