When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize
