I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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