I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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