We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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