is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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