I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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