We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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