What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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