My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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