we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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