He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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