Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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