he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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