so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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