When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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