Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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