I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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