This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My cat gives me a boner
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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